Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Let's All Go Pee, One That Is ...

This is a community service message ... urrmm ... I mean post. Well, not really la but it sure makes me sound more noble by saying it is ... LOL!

Are fed up with your horrible Streamyx connection? Is it costing you tons and tons of lost online revenue? What? You didn't know you could make money online? Where have you been all this while? LOL!

Urmmm, back to my community message. Are you plagued by continuous line drops while you're just in the middle of solving that online puzzle? And are you fed up of the people at customer support who just doesn't know what customer support really means?

Or have you been living like some 80's new wave punk still using a dial-up (god forbid) connection? Worse yet, maybe you're just pathetic and don't even know we have the internet these days. But then if that was the case you wouldn't be able to read this and my insults would serve no purpose at all.

How would you like to leave all that behind and start surfing at speeds beyond your imagination? Imagine the amount of porn ... urrmmm ... I mean movies you could download. All in the blink of any eye. No crappy Streamyx like connections, no snail like dial-up connections, no headaches whatever. Just plug it in and voila, you're all ready to surf. But be advise, fasten your seat belts before you actually start surfing cos you just might be blown away.

'And just what is it you're talking about now, Nick you moron?'

Well, if you're going to be like that, I'm not telling!

'Ok, ok, I'm sorry. Please, please tell us oh mighty handsome and extremely intelligent all knowing one'

Well, since you asked so nicely, I'll tell you :D

Ok, I think by this point you guys are probably thinking I've just about lost it up there ... LOL! Well, I actually wanna talk about P1 Wimax. You see my boss is a man who likes to try out all kinds of money making schemes. Some are pretty successful and some not so. Recently, well more like last Saturday, he went and signed up as an agent to supply P1 Wimax services as a side income for the company.

The moment he got the deal signed, he called me and said we are now authorized to sell P1 Wimax services and he even came over to my house and tried selling the darn thing to me ... hahaha ... First of all, I have none of the problems I mentioned up there about crappy internet connections, slow speeds and lousy customer service.

I'm signed up with Jaring Wireless Broadband and I've been with them for close to two years and I have to say that they're actually pretty darn good! I've never had any major issues with them and their speeds are already pretty fast with hardly no connection problems. And on the occasions that I had connection problems, customer support was excellent and solved my problems in no time.

So why would I want to switch, I told my boss. But he said never mind, let's test and see how fast the connection with P1 is. So we hooked up their wireless modem to my laptop and in hardly 2 minutes, we were online and surfing! I must say that they have some incredibly fast speeds too. And the reception for my area in USJ is pretty excellent. I'm impressed but I still won't switch just yet as I think Jaring has been serving me pretty well.

Not to be disheartened, my boss then asked me to help him sell the P1 service and to also spread the work by writing a post on my blog (yes, he knows I have a blog, why do you think I don't say bad things about him online ... LOL!) to let you guys or anyone at all interested in signing up with P1 Wimax know that you can always sign up with us and you'll be up and running downloading picture of countless nude women ... urrmmm ... I mean scenery in just under an hour.


So if anyone is interested in finding out more or even thinking of signing up with P1, you can always drop me an email and I'll be glad to furnish you with details on their packages and I'll even tell you a little something about the modem that you may or may not know which would make your surfing all the more merrier :D When I found out about it, I was pretty impressed. And if you sign up with me, I'll even throw in some area rugs for you, free of charge ... eeerrrrrrr, maybe not ...

'Urrmmm boss, how much am I getting paid to write this post ah?' LOL!

For those of you who are fed up with your current internet provider and are looking for something new and more efficient not to mention fast, then P1 is the way to go. I recommend it to you. You won't regret it at all. Ok there, I've done my good deed for the community for today :D
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46 comments:

  1. Mei Teng - I call him the boss with a scheme a minute mind ... LOL!

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  2. P1 is the bomb! I've been using it since December and never looked back!!!

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  3. Gallivanter - That's cool. From my brief trail with it, it worked superbly. In fact we're switching from Streamyx in the office to P1 soon :D

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  4. what does the bill looks like for the P1? I might be interested. I know, I know, I'm not staying in Malaysia but I have a brother that does ma :p

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  5. i love to more about it... but then.. i am in Penang wor....

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  6. I'm using Maxis Bb and streamyx. While streamyx is not great in terms of speed... I actually love it due to the fact that I can make use of peer to peer networks which Maxis doesn't allow in its fair usage policy. I'm interested in Wimax, but I need to know about it's policies. Does it have this fair usage policy which blocks peer to peer sites?

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  7. haven't checked it out yet... but will certainly do coz we've been having bad internet connections lately... thx ya :-)

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  8. is this Pee only available to KL bugs? Not fair!

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  9. hi nick! you've just been awarded because your blog is simply Over The Top! Yay!! Come pick up your award at my place, k! :)

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  10. Oooo.... I should switch too! Malaslah sometimes sooooo freaking slow.

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  11. is p1 available here in emsia? i have not heard of it before, at all. or people don't go around promoting it as much as celcom broadband?

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  12. Samantha - The cost is pretty reasonable. They have a couple of packages ranging from light usage that starts from RM49.00. If you bro is interested, I can email the details to him :D

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  13. Your boss sounds like a smarty! (and so do you!)

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  14. Bosscat - Let me check and see if they have coverage in Penang now. I heard they do but don't hold me to that. I'll get back to you :D

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  15. Terra Shield - Nope, they don't block peer to peer sites as long as you don't exceed the bandwidth you sign up with which consists from 5GB to unlimited usage. Again, depending on the package you choose.

    I'm actually surfing using P1 right now and it's blazing fast :D

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  16. Sting - Check it out when you have the time, I assure you the speeds are awesome. I'm surfing with it right now and I'm very impressed :D

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  17. Anonymous - I think they've gone all the way to Penang now but like I told Bosscat, don't hold me to it until I confirm it :D

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  18. Jean - Yay, an award for me. I've always loved awards more than tags ... LOL! Thanks, I'll come pick it up soon :D

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  19. P1 is good tapi ada musim PMS dia juga..but that pms only come once in a blue moon as compare to MACROLYNX it's every week!!! Well almost every week at one point :P

    Me happy with P1 now..:)

    Actually come to think of it..when i was staying in perdana condo.. i had no issue with streamyx at all.But Dan said d speed is slow... oh well..i don't download songs like him..so i guess i have no issue with the speed..LOL!

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  20. Rozella - Hey, haven't seen you in a bit :D Yeah, change, change quick and sign up through us ... LOL!

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  21. Levian - At present I don't think they're available in east M'sia but the moment they go over there, sign up cos you won't regret :D

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  22. Meleah - We do what we can to earn a little extra ... hehehe ...

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  23. Emelda - Good to know P1 is good for you cos I just think it's awesome. I'm testing it using the demo unit right now and it's pretty impressive :D

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  24. can you email the details to me please cause I'm still the one overlooking the internet stuff back home. thanks... orh my email would be piggywen83@gmail.com

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  25. Samantha - Oh like that ah? LOL! Will email you the details soon ...

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  26. streamyx sucks big time and it's affecting my work. sounds like the feedback on P1 is encouraging.

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  27. HAHAHAAAA!!!! I like this post! Like Jual sayur like that!! Maybe next time, when my budget allowed me to subscribe P1 wimax, i will drop you an email and get the modem..! Hehee..by the way, how much is the fees for a month???

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  28. Life Ramblings - So sign up with P1 already la ... LOL! But on a serious note, I've heard loads of horror stories about how 'fast' Streamyx is ...

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  29. KadusMama - Hehehe ... yeah, it does sound like jual sayur doesn't it? The packages range from RM49, RM99 and RM149. Pretty reasonable I must say :D

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  30. My connection was horrible the last few days!

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  31. Tammy - I hope your connection is back to normal now :D

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  32. I heard a lot of nice things about P1 Wimax. Wait till I get really annoyed with Streamyx I may just change!

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  33. Foongpc - And when you do get annoyed with Streamyx, don't forget who to call when you wanna sign up, k? :D

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  34. Oh this post is for me Nick! LOL! We are getting Wimax too, saja wan to test mah! I can't wait to see if it will make a huge difference to my ec dropping later! :)

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  35. Btw, u are on my TCM list this month Nick, so far la! Keep it up for the next few days and u might just end up on my Top 10 Mariucan list for the first time! :)

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  36. Marzie - I'm sure it will. I've been testing it for the weekend and it's pretty stable, not to mention fast :D

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  37. Marzie - Aiyoo, just trying to keep updated with the EC for my other three blogs is hell already, how la to put one more up over here ...

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  38. Marzie - I am? That's cool, must come over and leave more comments like this la ... LOL!

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  39. We got a lot of problems with Internet Providers in Brazil... Damn you Telefonica! Sorry, I always call it names whenever I remember this provider...

    P1 could come to Brazil!!!

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  40. erkkkk...nick...i think i want to know more about the P1 wimax..how to contact you??

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  41. Cidao - LOL! Don't worry, I've used even worse language on our providers over here.

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  42. KadusMama - Drop me an email at nickphil67@hotmail.com and I'll be glad to give more details.

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  43. can't wait for it to come over!
    we are all getting so sick of streamyx,
    n with celcom broadband being as bad,
    there isn't any other source we can rely on.

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  44. Levian - Yes, competition can be a good thing these days :D

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