Ouch!

It's been a slow day at the office. The usual two minutes burst of adrenalin rushes where clients want everything right away and then the hours of utter boredom. Not that I'm complaining mind, you, it gives me more time to blog and surf :D

And then I hit upon this newspaper report from the Star Online and was laughing my head off reading it. I don't know if any of you have seen this yet and I just couldn't resist posting it here ...

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

The moral of the story here folks, if you're going to fool around with your boss and especially in your car, try to park it somewhere safe! LOL!

Better yet get a boss who is not too cheapskate to get a room or go for one of those Orlando vacations. It just might safe certain parts of your anatomy from excruciating pain, not forgetting the embarrassment involved.

I sure would have loved to see how they explained that one to the doctors.
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