Monday, January 18, 2010

Why Me?

I'm always cursed with horrible neighbours. I must have done something terrible in my previous life to my neighbours to be always plagued with neighbours from hell. Let me get straight to the point. Now, I'm the kind of person who keeps to myself. I don't mingle much with my neighbours. But I'm sandwiched between two of the worlds most annoying neighbours ever!

My right hand neighbour has this most annoying voice I've ever heard in my entire live. And when she speaks, she wants the entire neighbourhood to hear what she's talking about. God it annoys me to the max whenever I'm in the kitchen and she's instructing her maid to do stuff.

She treats the maid like as if the maid is one stupid person who doesn't understand anything. She talks to her in the most annoying voice like as if she's talking to a baby or something. I suppose I can't stop people from talking loudly or treating their maids like morons or something but it sure bugs me!

She has this high and mighty 'I know everything and anything voice' and you can always tell when she's home from work cos the moment she steps into her door, it's blah, blah, blah and more blah, blah, blah ... and in the most extremely annoying tone too.

Then my left hand neighbour instead has this little old lady that will perpetually be trying to start a conversation with you the moment you step outside the house. Now, once or twice, I don't mind, but every time she sees you outside she'll start asking all kinds of silly questions that she's asked a thousand times before.

It's come to a point both wifey and me dread stepping outside the house whenever she around. Out of respect for the elderly I used to entertain her questions but these days, I just try to ignore her and only nod my head when she asks me things. Not that she gets the message mind you. She even has the gall to ask me to send her places like as if I'm her taxi driver! I mean, she has a daughter and all that, why ask me? Does it look like I have the words 'Public Cab' painted on my car?

But that doesn't take the cake. What really takes the cake is that both this left and right neighbours have this very horrible habit of talking to each other at the back of the house, both from their respective houses screaming away at each other while I'm stuck in the middle listening to their din.

Come on people, haven't you heard about this thing called a telephone? Or at the very least step out of your yard and walk over to the other house and not scream at each other through my house. Have some respect for people's privacy, not to mention the peace. Maybe I should tie two tin cans together with a string and attach it to both their houses so they can communicate easier that way!

Can you imagine, there you are in the kitchen or the backyard doing some chore and you have this two very loud mouthed people trying to have this conversation with you stuck in between? To say it's annoying is putting it mildly. One of these days I am going to lose my temper and tell then to shut the f#@k up! It's enough to make me wanna take my vitamins before I blow up or something!

I really don't know why I'm always ending up with crazy neighbours but I'm betting it has something to do with my past life. Maybe I was a neighbour from hell before and this is someones way of making me pay back for my past crimes. Please God, open up a hole and swallow these two houses up and I promise I'll be a nice good little boy ... LOL!

Oh and I haven't even started about the two neighbours opposite me that just love to park their extra cars right in front of my gate and blocking me from moving in or out of my own house! That will take an entire post of its own.
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21 comments:

  1. I think the worst part is them talking through your house. Btw, most neighbours can be irritating... my left hand side neighbours think they own the road in front of my house :(

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  2. Terra - Yeah, it is. It's damn annoying having people not respect your privacy.

    And I have neighbours on the opposite of my house that thinks the front of my house is their personal car park ...

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  3. I would spend my life dodging that conversational neighbor, and I would probably shoot the high and mighty know it all annoying voiced neighbor!

    Seriously! Whatever did you do in your past life to deserve such crappy neighbors!!

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  4. I better not laugh at this cause I really really hate bad neighbours. My dad and me has this problem about having neighbours who are too loud or too busy body too. In my case, when we move to this "jungle" surrounded house, dad was looking for a peaceful and quiet space okay, but that wasn't the case. This whole surrounding/environment have issues! But not all the time la. The noisy dangdut illegal immigrants neighbour wargh!

    Oh gawd, somehow I could imagine the whole high pitch scene. *looks at mum. This is why I'm allergic to loud noise.

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  5. Poor you. I feel your pain. :(
    I have pretty bad neighbor (the one living above me) but yours really made mine looks tame.

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  6. I just hope I wouldnt get neighbours from hell in my new home..... You cannot choose neighbour right? So we only can pray.

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  7. Hi Bud!!! Now maybe that's why the previous person who lived in your house moved out!!! LOL I do like the idea of you tying two cans together for them to use...you really should and see their faces!! LOL

    Cheers bub and lets get together with Seansy this Saturday ok! :)

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  8. hmm do u want to consider moving? :P

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  9. I hate neighbours who park their cars like they own the road. Terribly inconsiderate.

    But I can't help laughing at how ridiculous it would be for 2 neighbours to communicate through your house :)

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  10. I suddenly remembered an incident in a bus. I sat between a guy and his friend and they were talking animatedly with each other despite me sitting in the middle. I asked them whether they wanted to change seats with me but can you believe it that they declined and continued to talk! Some people!

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  11. Meleah - That's just it. I must have been a neighbour from hell myself in my previous life and this is payback ... LOL!

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  12. Maslight - I'm the kind of person who likes peace and quite too unfortunately I get these neighbours from hell following me around everywhere I go la ...

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  13. Lina - I'm surrounded by bad neighbours la ... LOL!

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  14. Rose - Yes, there are two things we can't choose. One is our parents and two are neighbours from hell ... LOL!

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  15. Hui Sen - Hey buddy, haven't seen you here in a bit.

    Killing them is not an option but how long can i keep moving la ... LOL!

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  16. Adrian - You know buddy, I'm tempted to tie two cans together for them ... LOL!

    Yes, yes, we should meet up and yes, yes, I know I keep saying that but there's been a lot on my mind recently which you're aware off but I'll try and get in touch with Seansy :D

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  17. Xin - I would love too but I'm running out of places to move ... LOL!

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  18. Sriyany - The entire neigbourhood here thinks my gate is their personal parking lot!

    Makes me feel like charging them parking fees :D

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  19. Lina - LOL! They actually declined your offer to change seats? What a bunch of clowns. If it was me, I would have joined in their conversation just to piss them off ... LOL!

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