Monday, June 7, 2010

Millionaire Ban

I've always dreamed of being a millionaire and have been wishing for a sack full or two of money dropping from the sky right in front of me. But the thing is my wife doesn't want me to be a millionaire! Really, she doesn't! She's afraid that if I become a millionaire, I would drag her shopping non-stop to the point of exhausting her silly! LOL! And that is exactly what I've been doing the past couple of weeks to her.

No, no, I haven't had a sackful of money drop from the sky or anything but I've been dragging her shopping from one mall to another non-stop and she's been complaining that she's tired of going shopping non-stop! LOL!

For the past couple of weeks, I've had this sudden craze come over me where I'll come home, pick her up, go to one mall and do some shopping, then head home, rest for a few minutes and drag her again to another mall and then another mall and it has been going on like that for quite a while.

Sometimes, I'll just be sitting and reading or watching TV when suddenly I'll think of something I need to buy and I'll grab her and say,

'Let's go out, I need to get something ...'

which will lead to me dragging that poor girl along from one mall to another and another and another! By the time we get home, she'll be complaining that she's exhausted from following me shopping all day. It's come to a point where just two days ago she turned to me and said,

'Honey, I don't ever want you to become a millionaire cos I don't think I'd survive following you shopping all day!'

Good gosh, what am I going to do with all my money when I do become a millionaire if I can't go shopping! LOL! Yes, yes, I know I'm probably the only guy in this side of town who actually enjoys going shopping. It's something which perplexes even wifey cos she keeps telling me that she's never known a guy who loves shopping as much as I do!

But what can I do? I simply love going shopping and I love it even more when I can drag wifey along shopping with me ... hahaha! In fact, she's upstairs now resting her tired little feet from another one of my crazy shopping sessions.

I think if I ever became a millionaire she'd probably ask me to donate all my money away so I wouldn't be able to shop all day ... hahaha ... that is if I ever become a millionaire la!
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25 comments:

  1. You are like my hubby. He can spend hours and hours going from mall to mall just to buy 1 shirt!
    Me - I see, I like, I buy. :D

    p.s. if want to donate money, feel free to send to me some. LOL

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  2. If u ever became a millionnaire she'd probably ask u to donate all ur money to me :D

    i can spend whole day shopping!

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  3. Good god! This is the first time i found a man who actually loves shopping... hahhahahaa biar betullllllll

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  4. Im with your wife! Too much shopping can be utterly exhausting!

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  5. Lina - The thing is I always know what I want to buy. But then I have so many things to buy that's why I drag wifey everywhere ... LOL!

    Ok,ok, when I strike it rich and wifey wants me to get rid of my money, I'll send some to you ... LOL!

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  6. Boy - Hahaha ... you know, she just might la!

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  7. Anny - Hahaha ... trust me, wifey is finding it hard to accept that I love shopping so much these days ...

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  8. Meleah - LOL! That's what she keeps telling me!

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  9. Well, since you like shopping, it's makes sense that the wife doesn't enjoy it as much... Probably some crazy rule of the universe, but that's how it is. LOL.

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  10. Hey Nick, assure your Wifey when you're a millionaire, both of you wouldn't need to go shopping coz either you have PAs to shop for you or bring the shop to you ... wouldn't that be cool?!

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  11. wahhh!!! ur wife doesn't like to go shopping??
    Anyway...should u become a millionaire one day, you can donate some of your money to me..:D as a charity...hehehehe

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  12. WHAT??? Are we talking about the same Nicholas I knew? You never liked shopping...before...guess you can change LOL

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  13. Kadusmama - It's not that she doesn't like shopping, it's just that I've been dragging her daily from one mall to another until her kaki all aches ... LOL!

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  14. Adrian - Yes, yes, it's the same Nicholas you knew just that I've changed quite a bit these days ... LOL!

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  15. Don't forget me when ur rich, I changed my mind... I don wan car anymore, i wan a duplex, can or nooooooootttt?? :)

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  16. Marzie - Hahaha ... Duplex pulak. See how much of money falls from the sky first la! LOL!

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  17. oh i LOVE shopping too! but i'm not a millionaire sigh :D

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  18. It's the first time I'm hearing of a male who likes going shopping!!! Wonders never cease!

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  19. Terra - But I thought all women loved shopping ... LOL!

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  20. Wenny - PA's shopping for me, ah? Now, that is a cool idea :D

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  21. Monica - LOL! I suppose being a millionaire would make the shopping all that more enjoyable :D

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  22. Zen - LOL! The universe is a funny place. Expect the unexpected!

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  23. if u become a millionaire, do donate some to me ok? LOL!

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  24. Carol - LOL! No worries, I'll definitely donate some to you since you like shopping too.

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