Questions, Questions, Questions ...

Here are some pretty interesting questions about life. Sure had me stumped reading some of them :)

• Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

• Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

• Why is there a light in the fridge and not one in the freezer?

• Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

• If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

• Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

• Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

• If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

• Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

• Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a "wet paint" sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

• Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

• Why do the alphabet song and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?

• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Credit for this post goes to Interesting Facts.