Monday, July 2, 2007

Questions, Questions, Questions ...

Here are some pretty interesting questions about life. Sure had me stumped reading some of them :)
  • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
  • Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?
  • Why is there a light in the fridge and not one in the freezer?
  • Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
  • If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
  • Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
  • Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
  • Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
  • If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
  • Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
  • If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
  • Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a "wet paint" sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
  • Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
  • Why do the alphabet song and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
  • Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Credit for this post goes to Interesting Facts.

17 comments:

  1. Hello from the 92 cent-er to the 3 cent-er!(on google,that is) Thanks very much for leaving that comment on my blog.I appreciate the support.I see your blog is a totally personal one and not a money one, as you said.It has lots of funny moments though, a really lol kinda read.I like it.I myself have a really strange humour going on inside of me.well, take care and thanks again
    jesse

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  2. aawillian - you're welcome :)

    jessethecat - Thanx for the comment. Yeah, I'm more of a personal blogger kinda person. Glad you like.

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  3. Now that you posted it, I just realized that the alphabet song and "twinkle, twinkle li'l star" have indeed the same tune. hahaha!

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  4. Thanks for pointing out these interesting facts to us... ;)

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  5. Nick, these are great! I'll have to try out #6 next time I'm out in public (I may be locked up for that):)

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  6. Donna - I didn't know they were of the same tune either. I had to sing it to make sure ...

    Janice - Hey, you're welcome. nonsensical facts like these are meant to be shared.

    Bobby - Yeah, you do that and let me know what happens, k ... LOL!

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  7. Gonna try to answer as many of your questions as I can buddy.

    * Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

    - A caveman high on fermented fruit and in desperate need of a drink.

    * Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?

    - For the chance that you'll burn the toaster out and will have to buy a new one.

    * Why is there a light in the fridge and not one in the freezer?

    - Subzero temperatures will play hell on the bulb what with the heat from the filament and the coldness of the glass.

    * Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    - No. Insensitive as it may be, a corpse is not classified as a person per se.

    * If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    - Because he was trying to have a menage-a-trois with Ginger and Mary Ann and damn would he fix the boat before that happened.

    * Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    - It's called decency and appropriate behavior.

    * Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    - See last answer.

    * Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    - Evolution. It's the same as a man who keeps a chimpanzee as a pet.

    * If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    - For the thrill of the hunt.

    * Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

    - Cos that's what he does to you.

    * If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    - Why, testical of course.

    * Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a "wet paint" sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

    - Humans are extremely tactile, curious and quite often quite idiotic.

    * Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    - Yes, it is actually. Jerry was never that ambitious and couldn't work out a contract with Tom. For some reason.

    * Why do the alphabet song and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?

    The same reason rap stars use other peoples' music. It's called 'sampling', I believe. It's another word for 'rip-off'.

    * Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    - Gosh. Is this true? If it were, I'd have been bitten in the face by now. Someone try it and let me know.

    Nick! Sorry dood. I'm bored and neglecting my own blog. By the way, I made all that crap up despite some seeming more or less, plausible.

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  8. LOL! Hui Sen, you're the first person who actually has an answer to all the questions (laughing so hard my sides hurt!) Plausible, made up or otherwise, you take the cake buddy :) Good one.

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  9. That is great!! #7, very true, I never really wondered why but maybe I will ask the next time I go!!!HA

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  10. Great stuff, Nick.

    But I've got another one for you...

    Why are there Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

    The world may never know...

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  11. Diamond - you do that and then let me know why. I'd sure love to hear the explanation for that one :)

    Seiche - You gor me there. I have absolutely no idea. That's another one for the weird questions list :)

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  12. Whoa... very funny le.

    Hui Sen all the way man!

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  13. Hahahaha those are really good questions that place a thought to ponder about! Never really asked myself about the cow part!

    Hey wanna exchange links?? Tell me ya!

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  14. Bobo - I thot it was funny too and Hui Sen is just incredible!

    Nastasshea - I don't think anyone would have asked about the cow thingy. Sure, no harm exchanging links. Will add you to my blog list.

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  15. Funeee :D Great posting!

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  16. anonymous, thanx. Didn't think it was that great a post but glad you found it funeee.

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