Silicone, Don't Leave Home Without It!

Silicone, It just might save your life someday, especially if you've got them in your boobs and a snake happens to comes along and tries to get frisky with your boobs.

'Israeli model Orit Fox was attempting to lick a snake (lick a snake? I don't even want to ask why!) ...  during a publicity stunt for radio DJ Shmulik Tayar when the lucky serpent, presumably aroused, lunged forward and bit Fox's fake breast, sending witnesses into a frenzy.

Fox, who is rumored to have the largest bosom in all of Israel, was hurried to a hospital outside Jerusalem where she received a tetanus shot (only a tetanus shot? What about all that leaking silicon?) and was later discharged.

As for the snake, puckering up with a supermodel proved to be the kiss of death. The creature succumbed to silicone poisoning shortly after the incident. (well, at least the perverted little critter died happy ... LOL!)'

The moral of the story is silicone in your boobs can be a life saver, who knows a snake might just one day try to ... urrrmmm ... bite your boobs! LOL! At least you won't have to use any le creuset cookware to smack it on the head!

But seriously, if you asked me, I think the poor snake most likely died from fright and shock after looking at that hideous woman! Hahahah!
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