Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Silicone, Don't Leave Home Without It!

Silicone, It just might save your life someday, especially if you've got them in your boobs and a snake happens to comes along and tries to get frisky with your boobs.
'Israeli model Orit Fox was attempting to lick a snake (lick a snake? I don't even want to ask why!) ...  during a publicity stunt for radio DJ Shmulik Tayar when the lucky serpent, presumably aroused, lunged forward and bit Fox's fake breast, sending witnesses into a frenzy.

Fox, who is rumored to have the largest bosom in all of Israel, was hurried to a hospital outside Jerusalem where she received a tetanus shot (only a tetanus shot? What about all that leaking silicon?) and was later discharged.

As for the snake, puckering up with a supermodel proved to be the kiss of death. The creature succumbed to silicone poisoning shortly after the incident. (well, at least the perverted little critter died happy ... LOL!)'
The moral of the story is silicone in your boobs can be a life saver, who knows a snake might just one day try to ... urrrmmm ... bite your boobs! LOL! At least you won't have to use any le creuset cookware to smack it on the head!

But seriously, if you asked me, I think the poor snake most likely died from fright and shock after looking at that hideous woman! Hahahah!
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18 comments:

  1. Either the serpent was aroused or freaked out seeing such monstrosity in front of it. LOL

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  2. i guess we should alllll google Orit Fox now yeh? hehehehehehe

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  3. hideous... no wonder the snake conked *LOL* i think it probably died from shock...

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  4. and where you take these stories?:)
    you have the gift of finding morality, even where it does not exist:)

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  5. YAY! Now I love my boobs EVEN more than I already did!

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  6. Hahahahaha! Snakes-boobs-sillicone poisoning. What's next? :P

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  7. Lina - I thing the snake was more freaked out la ... LOL!

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  8. Anny - LOL! See, I told you she was hideous :D

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  9. Roger - Urmmm, thank you, I think ... LOL!

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  10. Sriyany - I'm waiting to see the next mind boggling piece of news ... LOL!

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  11. Oh dear! That poor snake!!!

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  12. LOL.. your too funny..your post have not changed a bit. Hope all is well with you and the family

    Annmarie (diamondssaphire)

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  13. AnnMarie - Hey, how are you? It's been ages since I've seen you around these parts :D

    All is well with me and the family. Hope the same goes for you too :D

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