Need To Tranfer USD4 Billion!

I was running through my emails and just finishing up reading about this motorhome repair article when I noticed an email in my spam folder. Now, I don't really bother checking my spam folder all that much but today I decided to see what the heck kind of emails were lying there.

Nothing new, just the same usual rubbish emails, which explains why they're in the spam folder. There was this email from someone named Mr. Si Wan Park who had this to write, 

Hello,
I have a business transaction for you, if interested please reply me.
Thanks
Si Wan Park.

Another scammer trying to hoodwink so poor gullible soul. Well, since I was bored, I decided to reply to his email, just for the fun of it. Here's what I wrote, 

Hello,

I'm interested in your business transaction. But before you send me the details you might also want to help me to move this USD4 billion I inherited from my rogue uncle in the government. He was arrested today and I have to transfer this money out before anyone realizes I have it.

I can transfer the the USD4 billion to your account for safe keeping and will give you a 40% fee once the situation is clear over here for your kind help. Please do email me your banking details and send me a cheque of USD4,205.22 as administration and processing fee. Do not wait too long as I need to do this fast.

Regards,
Ti Pu You.

Yes, yes, sometimes I really have nothing better to do!
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