My ploy to act depressed and pitiful the whole of yesterday for having to wear the 'lamp shade' to stop me from biting my now healing wound has worked. Mommy and that idiot went out yesterday and bought me this cute and groovy looking pants to put on me and cover my 'wounded' area so I won't have to use that stupid and pathetic looking 'lamp shade' anymore!
They were so taken in by my plight of looking depressed that they rushed out early Sunday morning to go find me a nice little pants from the pet shop at Ikano Power Centre. Damn, I'm such a great little actor ... BOL! I should be nominated for an Oscar, heck, I should be given an Oscar!
They are such gullible little people, especially that idiot with mommy. He is so gullible that I could probably convince him to buy me the London Bridge even ... BOL!
Well, at least the pants is so much better than that restrictive and awful looking 'lamp shade' thingy. I wonder who came up with that silly contraption. They should try using it themselves and see how it feels.
I wonder if I should audition for the part of Snowy in the next Tin Tin movie, I'm way cuter and definitely more adorable than that Snowy fellow :P