Oh No, Not Again!

My neanderthal neighbour is at it again. He's beginning to get annoying once more. Some of my older blog buddies would know some of the problems I've been having with both my left and right neighbours. In fact for those of you who don't know about my neighbourly problems, you can check it out here and here so you know what you've missed about my two 'wonderful' neighbours.

They've been pretty quiet the past couple of months and just when I thought things would finally settle down the neanderthal has to start his whining about my mango tree again. I have this nice (well to me it's nice) mango tree in my front yard and it provides some gentle relieve and shade to the place on really hot days, not to mention it greens the earth a little as well.

Now, my neanderthal neighbour hasn't been staying here very long. I think he moved in slightly more that a year ago and when he moved it, he started making a fuss to get the tree cut cos some branches were intruding into his beautifully renovated house which was actually true la.

So, being the nice person that I am (ahem ... hehehe) I complied and gave the tree a trim. It was a little on the bushy side anyway. And you think he'd be pleased with that? No, he wasn't. A month or so later, the bum actually when and complained to the local municipality that he was afraid the tree would fall on his stupid head and they came over and checked the tree and came to a conclusion that my tree was within regulations and I didn't need to do anything about it. Hah! Score one for me :D

I was really pissed with what he did by complaining to the municipality but again, being the charmingly nice person (LOL!) that I am, I gave the tree a major trim losing out almost 95% of the shade it used to provide. And I seriously thought that he would finally be pleased. No, not him. He would only be pleased if I actually chopped the whole darn tree down completely.

He still kept on complaining that the leaves were being blown by the wind into his place, especially when it rains. Like as if I can control the direction of the wind! So, I just ignore him and the tree has now finally grown once again and providing a nice leafy shady area on my side of the house as the picture below will show you.


Then just last week he started his nonsense again about cutting the tree cos the leaves dropping into his compound when it rains and clogs up his gutters and caused it to flood the whole inside of his house! Yeah righhhhtttt, I'm sure it did. He probably needed a boat to negotiate the flood in his house caused by my mango tree leaves clogging his gutters outside.

First of all, I can see the gutters from upstairs in my room and it's far from clogged and secondly, the bloody gutters have got no connection with the insides of his house so how in heavens name did the insides of his house get flooded? Which trust me, never happened. At least be honest about the reason why he wants me to cut tree la. Don't give me crap stories like it's flooding his house and all that.

Never mind, being the urmmm incredibly wonderful people that we are (LMAO!), both wifey and me told him that we'll trim the tree a little by the end of the month. But every time he sees me, he'll keep reminding me to get it cut and he even harasses my mom about it! Now that really pisses me off. He doesn't need to keep reminding me about it and then go harass my mom some more. I know I told him by the end of the month but not everyone is rich like him. Some of us need to wait for our paycheck to come out. I don't have a vault of money lying around in my house or anything.

It's not cheap getting people to trim that tree and disposing of the branches and all that. And with the times being what it is, every cent counts and I seriously don't feel like wasting good money to trim my shady tree just to please him but I'm still going to do it. Just don't bug me until I get it done. I haven't forgotten. I just need to go find somebody to do it. Damn, I hate that old man.

You know, he's the type of person who would cut down all the trees in this world if given the choice. He doesn't like any greenery whatsoever. His whole house looks so cold and unfriendly with concrete and marble all around. He cemented his whole yard. What has he got against nature, I have no idea. Instead of being thankful that I have nice mango tree that also provides some shade to his house, he wants me to chop it off and make the place look like a barren desert. What a moron!

Maybe he should just go live somewhere where the wind doesn't blow dirt, leaves and all that into his place. Somewhere where there is no trees to bug him. Somewhere far away from civilization. I'm so pissed right now, I wish the tree would really fall into his house right smack on his moronic head.

Wifey and me decided to really chop that tree down to just a small little canopy of leaves and I'm going to miss the shade it's going to provide. I'll post the picture of the tree after the job is done. I guess some people just don't believe in the term, 'Green The Earth', ya? I wonder what the other neighbour will do to piss me off soon. They take turns making my life miserable!
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